10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.