10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Fold and live to fold again
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.