10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "No river, no fish."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris