10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth