10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
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