10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.