10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters