10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...