10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.