10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.