10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph