10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)