10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.