10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Those eggs smell delicious!