10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'