10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth