10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson