10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play."  -Dan Reed
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily.  WOW im wet.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence.  The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
 -Gary Carson
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!