10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel