10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth