10 Random Poker Quotes

I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
Never educate a stupid poker player.
"What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.