10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.