10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Those eggs smell delicious!