10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.