10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'