10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'