10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway