10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)