10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event