10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• It's Free To Fold...