10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "No river, no fish."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves