10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson