10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.