10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The all-in play works everytime but once.