10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."