10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph