10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha