10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.