10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.