10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez