10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel