10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"