10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Poker is for loners.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow