10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• It's Free To Fold...
• Welcome to kicker school
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"