10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus