10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..