10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.