10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.