10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "No river, no fish."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.