10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword